Hi, I'm Mikael and I'm really awkward

godisgaf:

our president is a sarcastic motherfucker.

(Source: niknak79, via ambookilluh)

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2 weeks ago
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:


homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

(Source: somewittytypeshit, via scottbarton)

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2 weeks ago
thesonicscrew:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

poptartwizard:

cuntology:

What gay guys think a vagina looks like.

are you trying to imply that this ISN’T what a vagina looks like?

as a woman i can verify that this is what the average vagina looks like

thesonicscrew:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

poptartwizard:

cuntology:

What gay guys think a vagina looks like.

are you trying to imply that this ISN’T what a vagina looks like?

as a woman i can verify that this is what the average vagina looks like

(via bekkaa)

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2 weeks ago

city-wall:

aziraphaleisineffable:

IF YOU’RE EVER SAD

SAY ‘TEEHEE’ IN A REALLY DEEP, MANLY VOICE.

OH MY GOD

(Source: theprinceswilly, via moonage-wasteland)

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2 weeks ago

googlehomo:

why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard

(Source: slydigger, via musics-everything)

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2 weeks ago